At the same time, it's my job to kick you in the ass for your sins, P.O.Debby - lest you pay the ultimate untimely penalty of dying for your sins.

And that's according to the Bible(Torah). "Spare the rod, spoil your son". "He that loves his son is careful to discipline him". You're a bad example for your newborn, P.O.Debby. The both of you - you and your mentally retarded, vengeful and severely and dangerously mentally ill husband.